procrasturbating

The act of masturbating instead of finishing something important.

I tried to finish my paper, but i ended up procrasturbating all night.

by pete galanis May 15, 2010

Procrasturbating

The act of procrastinating by way of masturbation.

Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!

by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

procrasterbation

The art of delaying an orgasm for as long as possible, marathon masturbating.

All this procrasterbation has me rubbed raw.

by Zagurski November 8, 2011

Procrasturbating

The act of scamming out of work to masturbate.

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.

by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009

Procrasturbating

procrasturbating is when you don't feel like doing something so you masturbate instead.

Procrasturbating- Yuuki Kimura

I can't really be bothered to do this, I might just procrasturbate. I like procrasturbating.

by Yuuki bear November 18, 2013

Procrasdebating

Def. 1- Doing debate-relate activities when you should be doing something else.

Def. 2 - Putting off essential debate-related activities in order to do non-essential debate related activities.

Def. 3 - Queering procrastination through performative interruption when you should be doing something else.

I've got that Math test tomorrow but Obama just signed a START treaty so I'm procrasdebating.

Dude, you really need to work on that AFF, stop cooking up superman-related counterplans, you procrasdebator.

Your assignment is due but you can't stop scrubbing the kitchen, so you suddenly start humping a couch and screaming "Allahu Ackbar!"

by yourmothersfavoritePoolBoy April 14, 2010

Problasterbating

The act of procasterbating by blasterbating.

I was so bored so I was problasterbating into the kitchen sink from across the room.

by TIME Lincoln March 18, 2011