Skip to main content

junk-prints

The stretched bulge left in a pair of underwear after a real man actually wears the underwear.
*finds pair of old abandoned underwear*
Who's junk-prints are these?!

*walks into friend's room and opens drawer*
Dude I got your underwear! Hehe let's compare junk-print size.
by lilwangsta July 9, 2011
mugGet the junk-prints mug.

sex prints

Any evidence remaining after a sexual encounter.
"After having sex last night, I threw out the condom, the wrapper, and washed the sheets to get rid of any sex prints.
by GaryMort October 20, 2013
mugGet the sex prints mug.
Related Words
Prinus Prius primus Painus pinus prius envy poinus Pringus Priusing Priustoric

prius

The car for pussies and ass- holes alike
Guy 1: i see you just got a prius
Prius driver: thanks!
Guy 1: here have this,* middle finger*
by the child catcher November 11, 2016
mugGet the prius mug.

Prius Poke

Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.

Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"

The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.

Driver: "Prius Poke."

Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011
mugGet the Prius Poke mug.

Prius

Prius people are fucking pussies with little shrivvlled up dicks and smell their fingers after tickling their own assholes, unless they females, than much love for ya'll fine ass milfs.
That Dude in the Prius is fucking gay, look that fucking faggot Queer bitch fuck.

That bitch got a Prius so she i a mufuckin MILF!
by RealassFoo/ModeloTimeFoo July 15, 2018
mugGet the Prius mug.

sextus pinus erectus

1. Latin for six tall pine trees
2. THE GREATEST LATIN PHRASE EVER!
3. figure it out for yourself
''my latin teacher taught me a new phrase today.. sextus pinus erectus!''
by thegirlwiththeoddex;) December 21, 2009
mugGet the sextus pinus erectus mug.

Prinks

Comes from: "pre-drinks".

Sometimes perceived as a sophisticated social gathering one attends before they go out for a night on the town.
However, "prinking" is well-known Irish activity of getting so shit-faced and fucked up before you head for a night on the town/going to Mass/going to school/doing the weekly food shop, you practically end up shitting and vomming the gaff up on your way out the door.

This is the time and place where bitchez be bracin' themselves for a good time.
You comin' prinks tonight babes?

You prinkin' in Mary's before yer exam tomoz hun?
by WillyWanda May 24, 2011
mugGet the Prinks mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email