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pregnant

A woman who is carrying a baby. The state is possible after unprotected sex or when protection has failed. Getting pregnant can be unplanned or planned so pregnant woman might have different kind of decisions ahead depending on her lifesituation.
Woman: Honey, I need to talk to you.

Man: What is it?
Woman: I'm pregnant.
Man: *totally speechless and pretty confused*
Woman: Honey?
Man: ... I'm going to be now a... dad?

Men might be scared of the situation or in a shock at first though they actually could have wanted to have a child.
by Sarastella December 2, 2009
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pregnant

The worst STD ever. Causes pain, poverty, and eighteen year of torture.
"That stupid bitch got pregnant."

"My god..."
by Matt December 13, 2004
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16 and Pregnant

A reality T.V show which involves teenage sluts (usually, going by the name: Chelsea or Alexis) moaning about how they got pregnant and have no money.

They go on this show to get money and ashame their family's on showing how much of a whore they are, usually the father is some 20 year old high school drop out who will have nothing to do with the child and will go nowhere in life except selling 15 year olds cocaine and ruining their lives.

These girls are also usually highschool drop-outs and will become raging alcoholics who's daughters become whores and get pregnant at 16 and the process is repeated...
The girl on 16 and Pregnant became pregnant by sticking a dick in between her legs and becoming a slut...
by Hdhdnskka November 7, 2012
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Pregnancy preventer

Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
Nick Jonas: You know when you’re going to school and you’re carrying you backpack and your back starts to hurt? Just flip it around. I should invent that
Kevin Jonas: THE PREGNANCY PREVENTER.
by Pregnancy Preventer January 12, 2011
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Pregnancy

If you are reading and you or your partner is expecting then keep reading.

Take this pregnancy seriously, it's never too soon to start his/her college funds. Eat healthy foods and get exercise (recommended during 1-2 trimesters) Joint pain can happen so go for a nice relaxing swim but not in jacuzzis, too much heat is bad for the baby. Remember ur baby is in ur tummy one of the warmest spots of ur body.
Try to relax as much as often. Your entire pregnancy is going to be exhausting. Make sure you take vitamins. U can ask ur doctor about those.
Remember when your beautiful baby is older he or she is going to make lots of mistakes. It's ur job to make sure they learn from them the proper way.

Give them some space, (I'm 17 and my mum still doesn't give me any space ) especially if they are mad. Approach the topic later on.

Do your best to control your own anger as well. If they see u burst in flames due to anger they will think it's ok therefore following ur path.
Set an example...you are his/ her romodel.
If u have made it thus far then u can tell children are not an easy task. But it's not always hard either. Nobody is going to be the perfect parents but if u try your best, they will let u know ur doing good ( not verbally) Always remember kids are going to say things that can hurt ur feelings but trust me they don't mean it.
Pregnancy can be an amazing part in your life
by Beastriles January 18, 2019
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pregnant pause

The silence that occurs after someone has said or done something that leaves everyone who bore witness to the event speechless.

The first cousin of awkward silence.

A pregnant pause often occurs when something that requires a sarcastic response happens, but no one quite knows what to day or do.
In the middle of a group of people having a conversation, Michael picks his nose and then eats it. All conversation ceases.

(pregnant pause)
by jcsavestheday October 16, 2008
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Pregnant with a Lion

It's when you're so hungry from not eating much or anything all day and your tummy starts growling.
Boy: Hey how are you??
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)
by Megalyn09 October 19, 2010
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