pregnotaur

A girl that suddenly gains a massive amount of weight from out of the blue, creating an assumption of preggers, possibly one of a pregnant dinosaur and/or minotaur. Excessive ugliness added to such a state can also lead to centaur allusions.

wow... Is Noel Pregnotaur?

by Shats Bassoon May 16, 2006

preglow

The joy evident on someone's face when s/he knows s/he is going to get some.

She must have said okay to Jermaine, check out the preglow.

by Middi February 10, 2008

My Precious

What a meth addict calls their special bag containing their meth pipe and methamphetamine. It's a reference to that special relationship that Gollum had with the one ring of power in The Lord of the Rings.

I'm not Meth'd-Up! Where's My Precious!

Don't look in the bag Josh!

I can't get pregnant... This baby is mine!

Carrie does not look like Gollum. Ok, well, maybe a little.

by Carrie's Carrying January 8, 2021

Pregnosis

1. The act of purchasing a home pregnancy kit in the hopes of trapping her baby's daddy into forking over his well-fair check
2. The act of finding out, by any means, if one is pregnant
3. The technical term used for the out come of a pregnency test.

Ex. Yo Bitch your Pregnosis best be negitive. We already have 6 kids

by Nyneduce April 27, 2006

precious leather

Another name for a Penis.

"So we're just supposed to sit here with our Precious Leathers in our hands?"

by General Jam March 20, 2017

Precious

adjective

Something that means more to you than you can verbalize. Its value and worth cannot be described.

Somone who is wholesome and you care about greatly. You want to protect them at all costs. They are trustworthy, sweet and understanding. You cherish and appreciate them.

"This ring is precious"
"Josh is really fucking precious"

by Aceantt December 10, 2018

Precious

A Precious is a loving and caring person. Once she allows you to enter her inner circle, you won’t be able to leave. She’s got no time for fake bitches. Only real and thick ones.

Lactose intolerant but will eat cheese like a pug. Yes a pug.

Speaks ABN like the queen, but she’s also the queen of slang. “Faka man broer drerrie a sah”

However, choose wisely not to fuck with her or her family/friends cuz she will destroy you just by snapping her fingers.

Precious is the new black.

Damn look at that Precious girl with the big heart.

Your freckles are so cute! You look like a Precious

by Kech3000 July 15, 2020