pittsburgh pot-pie

Step 1. Pull out and ejaculate onto the womans vagina. Be sure to get uniform coverage. Step 2. Allow time for the semen completly dry. Sep 3. Using the head of your penis, begin poking at the hardened crust untill you once again reach the warm creamy inside.

I used a fan to help dry when I gave that bitch a Pittsburgh Pot-Pie last night.

by Dmanatphbu July 28, 2012

Pittsburgh Frank

A variation of the Portland Frank that replaces mustard with Heinz ketchup.

Portland Franks are traditional, but Pittsburgh Franks are true to the city.

by Power of 4 June 18, 2012

Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

When you're fucking a girl in the ass, but you have to piss REALLY badly, so you end up peeing inside of her intestines. As you pull out it creates a vacuum that unleashes a torrent of shit and piss from her asshole.

Man, I drank way too much red bull before fucking Christine yesterday, totally gave her a Pittsburgh Fire Hydrant

by ConsumerOfSouls July 11, 2016

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

pittsburgh platter

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.

that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.

by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008

Squirrel Hill, Pittsburgh

By the far the wealthiest neighborhood in the mid-sized city of Pittsburgh, PA. It is chock full of Starbucks, Synagogues and J.A.P.s, WASPs and their mothers. Everyone who is anyone is an alum or a future alum of Taylor Allderdice-Squirrel Hill's Blue Ribbon School that pumps out gorgeous Ivy League-bound intellectuals, driven Division-One athletes and beautiful well-rounded individuals ready for 4 years of fun at wickedly expensive liberal arts schools. The girls are stylish and sophisticated, clique-y and have been bred to be ambitious and bossy from years of varsity sports. The boys are well dressed and mildly out of control- believing they can do anything, date anyone and smoke weed and booze anywhere (and they can). Growing up on the East End ensures knowing how to have outrageous nights partying like a rockstar while making sure that the only thing that those noisy soccer moms are gossiping about is your complete success.

I am from Squirrel Hill and you wish you were me.

by Gloria Ribbon April 6, 2005

pittsburgh

A drinking town with a football problem.

"So what if we won ugly?" - Pittsburgh Steelers coach Bill Cowher

by zabazuve-ha July 18, 2007