PaddleHeads

A term used to relay a really bad idea, typically in a group setting.

The six people sitting around the conference table, “What should we rename the team? How about the PaddleHeads, Billy said.”

by xx406xx November 4, 2019

goo paddle

When a guy cums in his own hand then smacks his partner across the grill.

Just before Monica induced Bill to cum in her mouth, he pulled out real quick and came on his hand, during Monica's shock, Bill gave her a goo paddle.

by Indobud December 28, 2004

Paddles

A greek mythological figure, the most beautiful man ever to grace this Earth, legend has it he is 19 inches

Zeus: Trust me, I'm like 12 inches
Aphrodite: Pfff, you oughta see Paddles, He's a real man

Modern day: 'That guy's a Paddles!'

by Paddles01 September 16, 2008

paddle

A video game controller, originates from PONG, the first video game ever.

The XBOX 360 is the first game system to come out the box with wireless paddles.

by wakamusha July 20, 2008

Priddle bomb

4 shots of vodka in a glass, add a shot of Jaegermeister and Redbull to taste - down in one. Originated from the 'lad bomb'.

Lewis did a 'priddle bomb' last night.

by The Priddler August 20, 2013

paddleboner

When you get paddled by your high school principal for being naughty, and you get a boner from the pain.

Dang, Kelly was late to school again and now his baby penis has a paddleboner.

by dodo bird fart nugget May 10, 2016

Paddle Dicking

The subtle art of "fucking off" avoiding the task at hand.

"Quit your paddle dicking and get back to work"

by E*Ricky December 29, 2020