chocolate potting

The art of getting shat on ones penis after anal sex

'Dude she totally chocolate potted me last night'

'Ew chocolate potting is gross'

by Flat4 February 8, 2014

Penny Potting

'A person which inserts as many pennies and other forms of currency into the anus for pleasure and takes pride for it.'
It is typical among the male fans of Justin Bieber and One Direction and is classed as a sport in the following countries: United States of America, China, United Kingdom, North Korea, Sweden and Germany.

While watching Justin Bieber's music video for 'Baby', young Alfie was penny potting and squeezed a new record of 19 coins into his ass.

by Itsjames68 April 14, 2014

Crab potting

The act of trying to come up by stepping on others, thus keeping them down. Like a bunch of crabs in a boiling pot of water trying to escape. If they helped each other get out, most would, instead they all die. This is analogous to the economy in California. Everyone wants to get rich, raising their prices for goods and services. Effectively everyone loses.

The price to remodel a kitchen in California is 3x higher than in Texas. Its the same raw materials, why? It's the contractors and their suppliers crab potting the consumers. It's ok, I'm a car mechanic, wait until their trucks break down i'll return the favor.

by nodistortion March 14, 2022

turtle head poking

It's when u on the toilet and u have crap and it starts comming out looks like a turtle head

I took a dump it look like a turtle head poking out my butt hole

by Rhino hard August 10, 2016

Pooking

The act of pooping and puking at the same time.

I was so hungover that I started pooking this morning.

by APALLeN July 12, 2014

Crock-Potting

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

by shirtlessphantom June 20, 2012

poking ass

Poking Ass (verb) used to describe someone who is taking forever, probably because they are just sittin there poking their ass

-Where the fuck is Ziggy I wanna hit up this rager soon, I need to get my dick wet!
--He is poking ass right now, I have no idea what is taking him so long
-shiit

by WestTXLion September 4, 2009