Putentang

The juice produced by a wet fart.

Putentang suddenly squirted from my anus.

by Paaaabloooo July 9, 2011

you have so much potential

A nice way of saying "you completely suck right now".

My mother said "you have so much potential" 27 years ago before my ballet hopes turned into a stripping carrier I wish she would have just told me I sucked.

by ezekiel3000 March 4, 2010

The Potential

The term used to describe someone who you're more than friends with, but not in a relationship with. Short for "the potential boyfriend/girlfriend," it is used to define that awkward limbo phase where you're kinda dating/kinda seeing someone.

Son: Hey mom, where's Kelcey?

Mom: She's hanging out with Marco. I think he's The Potential.

Son: Oh geez, God help that poor boy.

by TheNickyZac December 18, 2012

potential girlfriend

A girl that might be close to being a girlfriend

e.g.... Jones said jummy was not a friend but a potential girlfriend

by jumietohposh July 25, 2017

Fat Potential (FP)

A criteria that men look for when dating a new girl. The potential for a girl to become fat/obese after having multiple pregnancy's or getting old.

A possible indicator of High or Low Fat Potential is looking at how fat the mother of the girl you are judging.

When you look at a young girl, and she's not fat nor skinny but you can tell that after a certain age or having multiple pregnancies, she will be a fat unattractive cow, that looks nothing like the girl you fell in love with. That is HIGH Fat Potential (FP).

Or when you meet a girl and her mom is still smoking hot, that can be low fat potential.

Hence some girls have high Fat Potential or low fat potential.

by Ron Father April 8, 2010

Silk and satin, signed wit a patent

Pimp shit, basically. Slick talk so smooth that it's swagger jacker-proof. Slick talk so prolific and profound that muthafuckas can't just bite off that shit, cuz it's in ya, not on ya.

First Guy: "Kristine Ngo got that slick talk down on her blog."

Second Guy: "Yeah but she can't spit game like a true playa."

First Guy: "What the fuck you talkin' bout? Women invented the game. And her mouthpiece is silk and satin, signed wit a patent, daddy."

by omnimetaversal aka T-Money May 26, 2010

Potenté

Potenté - (adj.) a very strong, distinct, potent smell.

Potenté - (n.) a very strong demeanor, bold manner, unique, stand outish.

"Whatever your smoking in here, it smells like potenté."

"How's the burger?" ... "Potenté."

"I don't know man, but whatever I've been smoking lately has been some real pontenté."

"That movie was pontenté!"

by FlightCaptainJay June 7, 2013