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A potato

by the potato of the life March 19, 2019
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Potatopants

When one of heavy weight wears tight pants to the extent where it's so wrinkled that it looks like a potato.
*At Wal-Mart

Me: Well shit, there's potatopants everywhere.
by Reeceisgay January 28, 2014
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Emotional Potato

Someone who is so emotionally hurt, or depressed that they just want to crawl into their bed and cry until they're sick.

A person who is so upset that they are abnormally quiet, unenthusiastic, lifeless, and give off the characteristics of a potato.

Being in the mindset that everything would be better off if you were a potato and had no worries, that life was easy and carefree; someone who is tired of being themselves or living their own life
"Hey did you hear about Morgan?"

"No, what happened?"

"She turned into an emotional potato after the break up."

"Aw, that really sucks. She used to be so happy and funny.."
by JewsJustCantDance January 7, 2012
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Friend Potato

The most majestic thing to exist. They are calm, happy, and don't usually move. They make great pets and/or friends. They are good to hug when you're sad.
I don't have many friends, so I look forward to seeing my Friend Potato.
by _anonymouspotato_ February 17, 2017
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Lame Potato

A lazy or boring friend, co-worker, or family member that doesn’t show interest in anything... ever.
See Herbert over there? He’s being a lame potato today.
by SkunkyTwoShoes February 7, 2018
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Cat mash potatoes

When custy ass lice infested cat hair gets in ur shitty ass watered down mashed potatoes that have no flavor
These taste like cat mash potatoes they are f**Ken nasty

Gabe is a waste yute
by Barbra Brando March 6, 2019
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sicilian donkey mashed potato special

A sex position where a woman is doing a handstand and a man is doing a backflip whilst continuously thrusting his hips forward. This position was discovered by author Sam_le_fou.
Peter: Last night, Mr Trash watched me fucking a stripper in the sicilian donkey mashed potato special position.
by Lady McNugget May 2, 2019
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