possum text

the act of pulling out your phone only to pretend that your gonna text someone to prevent looking like a lonely loser

uhg where are these guy, i always get here first, ehh i gotta possum text i dont want to look like a loner

by crcguy October 18, 2010

Hillary Possum

double standard; usually related to how the media treats some politicians with kid gloves and goes after others like a pack of wolves. See also laura bush Story goes that if Hillary Clinton had run over a possum back in the 1960s it would still be news and at least 12 books would be published on the subject.

Brit Hume has become so blantant with the "hillary possums" he might as well leave Fox and join CBN.

by TWade August 25, 2005

play possum

1. pretend to be dead

2. to pretend to be vulnerable to avoid or entrap someone or something

(from a the fact that the Virgina opossum reacts to threats by feigning death)

He tried to play possum, but he couldn't fool me.

by The Return of Light Joker November 30, 2010

Possue

A special kind of group, more commonly observed in schools. As in the following of one special boy/girl, whom everyone thinks is hot. Can also mean your special group of friends.

God, he's so hot he has got his own little possue.

OR

Our entire possue is going to the movies.

by I am not a prep September 26, 2005

Posturing Pete

A male, usually under 30 years of age, suffering from a a condition that forces him to act in such a manner that his exposed muscles are constantly in a flexed position.

We were at the bar and some Posturing Pete showed up wearing a tank top and he had some skanky chick that smelled like cat food with him. He tried to play tough, but everyone just laughed.

by briantroy December 20, 2009

potspitality

The generosity of a marijuana user when smoking out friends. Often abused by mooches.

Man, can you smoke me up again?

That's the fourth time today! Don't abuse my potspitality!

by Doubleplusdiarrheahead November 14, 2009

Potaua

Potaua is a name given by Maori to a child who they believe will continue to keep alive their customs, language and traditions. Potaua is considered a leader amongst leaders, able to quickly survey the environment, develop innovative plans and able to start work and inspire others. Potaua draws on Maori war traditions though is raised to love peace.

Gees, that Potaua is mean Maori mean!

by Night's General April 25, 2011