look at that fat ass in his portable living room!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!
those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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boy 1: LoL yo dis guy is a fag look what he did "http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=pootrout"
boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus
boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh
boy 2: totaly!!!!!!
boy 2: LOL!!! omg that is hilaryus
boy 1: this guy is a poogambler eh
boy 2: totaly!!!!!!
by tHa.MyStEriUs.HaWk March 27, 2009
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A device such as a back-pack or fanny-pack used at an All-You-Can-Eat buffet by questionable individuals who wish to take food home with them. The use of a portable stomach must be clandestine, users caught shoving food into it are usually ejected from the premises.
by Matt December 5, 2003
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kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
kk first thing first, if you would like to pee, then simply let it slide on out, now pooping is a wholenother story. KK, this is very simple, simply poop then quickly cover with toilet paper, hiding the evidence of the dredful poop behind, then casually walk out of the portopotty, like nothing ever happened......
PUBLIC BATHROOMS...
Once completing the porto potty pooping "method," successfully, this should be a no brainer. OK, if your a bit shy about peeing in public and your one of those freaks who have to pee "silently," then place toilet paper down directly before getting the urge to pee, this way the paper will be dry before it sinks into the toilet and looses its muffle. Pooping, is even more fun!! Sit down on the toilet and wait....wait till you get that feeling, to poop. Next place toilet paper down and plop one out, then when the next one comes, do the same, only FLUSH. The flushing will eliminate the foul odor of the FEESIS. Continue the same steps per every two dumplings.. and there you have it simple easy ways to pee and poop, trust me, they all work.
MOM: Now jimmy what do we do before we go poopy in PUBLIC?
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
JIMMY: I put toilet paper under my butt!!
MOM: I sware your smarter then me at times...how about in portable potties?
JIMMY: I let it all out then COVER!!!!
by <K-Boom> September 5, 2008
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Get the postable mug.A companion amongst a group of friends who is always known to be the reasonable, caring, and responsible one during times of chaos. Always looking out for her friends, she is known to have that indestructable sholder to lean on and the patience of a statue.
by wildxrose January 3, 2010
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Lindsay: "Let's just use this potato, it's totally pastable!"
And they all live happily ever after.
Lindsay: "Let's just use this potato, it's totally pastable!"
And they all live happily ever after.
by Jugina Wombie February 8, 2013
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