Powtage

power outage causing work disruption.

The powtage caused a major disruption in productivity because our company is too cheap to afford extra backup power supplies

by jabberwockiness October 21, 2011

poutage

Can refer to either of two sulkiness-related matters:
(1) The degree a sour-faced discontent that someone exhibits.
(2) The feeling of whiny discontent that a person experiences during an interruption in a certain utility, such as electricity, phone, cable television, or internet.

I taught my children to love reading books at a very early age, so that they would not feel so much poutage during a snowstorm.

by QuacksO March 19, 2019

Portage quesadilla

When you put down newspaper and shit, pee, cum, vomit, pop pimples, and put gravel on it, then fold the newspaper and put it in the oven for 15 minutes at 425° and eat it.

Hey bro I’m so hungry
Same, let’s make a Portage Quesadilla

Hell yeah that sounds so good right now

by Nichan August 6, 2020

Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade

Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members

by random person who went here August 2, 2021

Poshages

A posh sausage.

i.e: Not the Richmond shit or Tesco Value.

Hey Babe can you go to the supermarket and get those Poshages

by Aggressive/Gambler April 24, 2022

Portagee pegnoir

An ass gasket. A Texas t-shirt. A paper toilet seat cover found in many public commodes.

From the gauzy, diaphenous appearance.

The expression has been around at least from the 1950s.

Charlie wore a Portagee pegnoir around his neck at the party.

by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005

portagee

A commonly used term for Portuguese people. They are a clean industrious people, mostly white. They enjoy homemade wine and other portagees. They usually have fine masonry, and an occasional lion in the front yard. A clean 1st floor is important for appearances, so they spend most of their time in their renovated basements. In the "Portuguese Corner" neighborhood of Lowell Ma., A good friday night for the teens is circling poorly modified sedans or Camaros in Dunkin' Donuts parking lot, and speaking in an unintelligible language.

Portagees care what you think of them, though they wont tell you.

by Robert Law January 17, 2008