Permormance

the phenomenon of a herd of Mormons coersing to put on a play.

It was kind of awkward watching Permormance of The Best Christmas Pageant Ever knowing that Mormons don't worship Jesus...

by Grissomite. August 20, 2010

Porno No-No

Someone who’s just too ugly and unappealing even for cheap, skanky, depressing porn.

Brian thought he’d make a great porn star but his greasy hair, two inch dick, hairy back, acne scared face, Oompa Loompa orange tan, flat ass, three minute staying power, and his problem with anal leakage made him a real Porno No-No.

by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

Cal Poly Pomona

Cal Poly Pomona is one of the two Cal Poly's in the Cal State University System. Their main focus is a "hands-on" approach to education as opposed to a theoretical one you would receive at a University of California (UC) school. With proximity to Los Angeles and a great reputation with industry, internships and job opportunities are numerous for people who do well there.

Today, Cal Poly Pomona would be considered the Cal or UCLA of the 1950's, educating the true middle class and becoming an increasingly attractive option for upper-middle class students who are increasingly being pushed out of the UC system due to budget cuts and a failure to uphold California's Master Plan for Higher Education. Every year, Cal Poly Pomona's reputation increases and admission standards are rising for incoming freshmen.

While it doesn't have the reputation of a UC school or Cal Poly SLO, it is well on its way to becoming a household name in the future as the student body improves and becomes less of a commuter school. Overall, you cannot go wrong with the education you would receive at Cal Poly Pomona.

Guy 1: Should I go to UC Merced or Cal Poly Pomona?
Guy 2: Pomona, hands down.
Guy 1: UC Riverside, UC Santa Cruz, or Cal Poly Pomoma?
Guy 2: Pomona.
Guy 1: How about UC Davis, UC Irvine, or Cal Poly Pomona?
Guy 2: Now that's a tough one. I'd say they're about the same level for technical majors like engineering.

by UCBearkleyStudent November 5, 2012

pornobrarian

A woman, usually donning glasses and a business suit, that could definitely be a librarian by day and porno star by night.

Nick : "That bitch looks like a pornobrarian."
Tom : "Yeah she be screaming at us all day at work, but probably riding the cock like a freak at night."

by kozrules February 19, 2007

The Porno Equation

A method of generating your personal porn name. The formula woks by taking the name of your first pet and combining it with the current street you live on. A popular college major in southern California.

First pet + current street= The Porno Equation

ex:
Rocky Skyline
Bubba Crosshill
Fluffy Grandview
Voodoo Arkadelphia
Ike Folmer

by Rocky Skyline November 4, 2009

Porno Mime

1) Term created/used in the music video 'build god then we'll talk' by Panic! At The Disco..

2) A mime that has sex with the air because he's horny and doesn't have a girlfriend. A Porno Mime pretends to bang an imaginary person without saying anything. Most chick porno mimes have silent orgasms (no idea how that works out, but whatever)

3) My nickname.

If you see a porno mime, get away from him/her. It is very possible that a porno mime will get close to you and ask you: "Hey, you want to have some fun?"

by Carlos [a.k.a. Porno! Mime] December 24, 2007

porno 'stache

noun, the appearance of a mustache that looks vaguely like a dead ferret sitting above the upper lip, reminiscent of a 70's porn star

i could never seriously date him, i mean, come on... the guy has a wicked porno 'stache. he looks like he's the next guy on to catch a predator.

by minka kelly June 21, 2008