Poocast

A prediction or report on the state of one's bowel movements. Can be detailed or more general.

Latest Poocast :Poo number 4 today maximum effort for minimum return. a rabbit could put it to shame.

That was a hot curry, i'll be shitting red hot coals tomorrow.

by Fernando Torres is a true Red August 12, 2009

Poogasim

When two bodily functions happen at the exact same time. The excrement of fesses from the anus, while ejaculation of seamen comes out of the penis....creating a poogasim.

That bitch had a poogasim, for real ok.

by EFASTING October 10, 2009

PooAIMing

To bring your laptop into the bathroom so you can continue AIMing with someone while you poop.

person1: hey guess what
person2: what?
person1: we're totally pooaiming right now.
person2: dude gross.
person2: remember to wash your hands.

by sarcasticpeach March 12, 2010

PooBagger

PooBagger is a One-Step Solution for removing pet waste from your yard and property. Snap on a Bag ... Scoop up the Poo ... Directly into the attached bag. Unsnap bag directly into trash container. Uses ANY plastic bag.

I keep my yard safe from Pet waste bacteria by picking up the poo with PooBagger.

by PooBagger January 10, 2015

pooagami

"Pooagami"- The art of folding your toilet paper to disguise poo stains / wipes before placing it in a bin in foreign countries that do not let you flush the paper away.

Registerd 2018 K & A

The cleaner noticed that the toilet bin didn't smell as much as others and thanked us for the pooagami folding we have mastered.
Poo Shit

by A & K October 27, 2017

Poodangus

Someone who is horrible at what they are attempting to do.

Dom you are poodangus in Warzone.

by Ging1 June 12, 2020

Poofa

when you wipe your ass and there is shit stains on your loofa

I had to throw my Poofa away because I shit on it.

by SaraBear1033 August 30, 2022