When a (male) person attaches a phallic object (typically a plant or a household item) to his groin area with the goal of simulating an obscenely large penis.
Jim entered the room and saw that his friend Tom was sitting there, playing Call of Duty. Jim too wanted to play but Tom didn't let him. Jim took a nearby elongated cactus and placed it between his legs, pointing at Tom.
Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
Tom screamed: "Put my cactus down, I am so tired of your penile projections!"
by Goban Petrov March 7, 2014
Get the penile projection mug.This quote means that if something doesn't go your way (you're rejected) it probably means there is something better out there for you (being protected).
"I'm really sad I didnt get the main part."
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"
"Don't worry, rejection is protection there will be something better out there for you!"
by Katie__ February 4, 2015
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A business combination of extortion schemes controlled by a criminal syndicate. For the "promise" of security, significant sums of money are seized from persons, businesses, communities, or even nations. While the racketeer may in fact provide real protection, it is at a cost the victim would never voluntarily assume under normal circumstances. Often the promise of security is accompanied by a veiled threat.
"This is President Obama calling. Don't think of this as some kind of Protection Racket...think about it as life insurance. Your country has numerous external security threats. You are also very dependent on trade for continued economic growth. It would be terrible to experience a security failure in that part of the world. We stand ready to protect you against that kind of threat. But in order to do that we need about a billion dollars this week. Recognize we are partners in this now. It takes a village. We know we can count on your support.
by prophet matt February 21, 2011
Get the Protection Racket mug.A pantsless Tom enters the bathroom.
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
Brad the homo: Woah there tiger at least buy me dinner first! *growls in a a gay manner*
Tom: Relax dumbass it's just a peerection.
Brad the homo: (dejected) Then why are you pantsless?
Tom: I forgot the put them back on after I got done boning your sister.
Brad the homo: Oh.....you know I stole her last boyfriend. *winks in a gay manner*
Tom: (gaybashes and urinates on Brad).
by Pimperator July 17, 2005
Get the Peerection mug.the very intense sudden cramping then disappearance of pain near the abdomen due to the very urgent need to release one's bowels. Similar to contractions from baby labor, however releasing poo instead of a newborn.
by dont4geturjackiet June 10, 2010
Get the pootractions mug.wondering how a particular human would 'perform' during 'the sex act'. -visual selection of a human and assuring oneself, the human would undoubtedly; "pack a wallop"!!
-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
-mental 'projection' of these imagined conclusions onto/upon the poor, unknowing/unsuspecting human!
james got totally absorbed with carnal projection, while watching lydia's terminally perky butt 'float' by!!
when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!
joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
when i was finally able to 'crack' jane's crotch, all my carnal projection proved to be totally misguided!!
joe's carnal projection was confirmed by leroy's vigorous grinding, the 'poison' EXPLODING out of him!
by michael foolsley March 27, 2012
Get the carnal projection mug.Corollary of Godwin's Law; applies when, during the course of a disagreement, an individual or group is wrongfully accused of homophobia, toxic behavior, and/or anti-semitism by "journalist" Glenn Greenwald*; usually employed as an attempt to distract from any unpleasant but completely factual statements made by the accused referencing Greenwald. In all cases, Glenn's exercise of the principle means he has conceded the argument to the accused, since he is simply projecting his own flaws on to his interlocutor.
*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.
Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.
*While the GPP is primarily a personal tool of Greenwald's, it may be used by his supporters and/or sock puppet social media accounts. Women, especially BIPOC women, are the most frequent target.
Does not apply if the accusation is accurate. The GPP does not provide cover for bigots.
I simply pointed out how often he appears on Tucker Carlson's show, and Glenn immediately hit me with the Greenwald Projection Principle; I won the argument two sentences into it!
by CrookedZebra May 3, 2021
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