poolax

1. A funnier and better way of describing a food or drug laxative that helps you to poo.

2. Slang and/or short form for laxative.

3. A popular personality from the online PC video game Counter-Strike. His heyday was mainly in Counter-Strike version 1.5 around the year 2001 (specifically on a server called "Thunderdome" which was a Warcraft 3 MOD server) Although he was most prevalent in version 1.5, poolax has been frequenting Counter-Strike servers from version 1.2 through present-day Counter-Strike: Source. His other popular alias was "Oprah" from the infamous "|FAT|" clan. Poolax also had a famous counterpart, "chode", who accompanied poolax at the top of the thunderdome ranks, and in the |FAT| clan, where he was referred to as "Rita McNeil".

14 year old CS geek: "Oh my god, what the hell, poolax just knifed me from behind, he's so leet."

45 year old CS geek: "What the hell, he keeps killing 4 of us at a time with his stupid suicide bombing technique, I'm totally getting him banned... and why is he always talking about poo?"

by Cody Murray September 8, 2005

poopachu

a version of pikachu, only made out of poop

little boy: mom look there's a pikachu
mom: no, son it's brown, that means its a poopachu

by poopachuisreal May 28, 2010

poopafukopolis

The state of being unable to leave the bathroom due to uncontrollable bowel movements for extended periods of time.

These extended periods of time are usually last for hours.

Sorry I skipped out on the party I was lost in poopafukopolis last night.

Wade was fatigued poopafukopolis.

My wife could make it, had a case of poopafukopolis. She sends her regards.

by DJ Word January 6, 2009

Poopa Turdy

Doing a Poopa Turdy is to pretend that you have 'accidentally' spilt hot chocolate over your lap and friend's bedsheets, when really you have just farted and 'accidentally' followed through.

*Whilst watching a film*

Girl 1: "Hey, err, what is that on your lap...?"
Girl 2: "Oh! It's just hot chocolate, I swear! She knocked it over me when she sat down!!"
Girl 3: "Are you sure? I think you might have done a Poopa Turdy."

by notpartofthedoodlecrew May 21, 2010

Poopalaka

When a human baby has a bowel movement.

Wow did you see the huge poopalakain the babies diaper?

I have to change the baby it smells like she has a huge poopalaka in it.

by scty2hty April 25, 2011

Poopaloompa

Someone who absolutely loves talking about poop, taking poops, and smelling like poop. Maybe they have pictures, or it's the main subject they talk about at the dinner table. Their life revolves around how happy poop makes them. Can also be associated with excessive farting and/or excessive talks about farting.

Ron Vogel is a poopaloompa. He never talks about anything except poop!

by DoubleDeek December 6, 2011

poopalooza

When there is so much poop that it moves from being funny to being unhygienic or unsanitary.

1: Hey look the dog pooped on the carpet again.

2: Man, poopalooza, that's not cool.

1: Sorry bud, I'll clean it up.

by shangrula September 30, 2013