pook

To offer an excuse to get out of an event, deny responsibility

Why didn't he come to the party? He totally pooked out.

to pook:

He pooked out yet again!

by snowsh July 10, 2011

Pooking

Tweaking bad, gaked out, drug psychosis induced by prolonged use of methamphetamine and sleep deprivation

Buddy did so much crystal methamphetamine that he pooking on a whole other level and was absolutely convinced that the goblins were get him

by @christianchur66 June 14, 2017

Pook

Part of the anus that cuts turds (Poo cutter) while performing number 2. Other wise known as the o-ring or balloon knot.

I was at the gym and grunted so hard, I blew my pook out.

by shabogan January 2, 2012

Pook

Vomiting and pooing at the same time, usually after hard nights of drinking in excess it may cause you to pook, the definition is a combination of pooing and puking at the same time. Also known as coming out of both ends.

Josh drank way to much last night and ended up in the bathroom pooking all morning

by BeeR411 February 25, 2011

pooke

n. An error of common sense. When someone says something that is known by everyone around to be incorrect or uneducated. Refers to the person not the error

How do i know what temperature to cook this on? There are only numbers on the cooker.

They're gas marks you Pooke

by Tobs123 October 29, 2005

pooked

Past tense of pooke: derived from poo and puke: when someone drops the kids off at the pool (but normally just in their pants) and throws up at the same time

Did you hear that steve pooked after drinking so much last night at anna's party?

by DKeibs July 20, 2005

pooks

someone or something that is really cool, interesting, and loveable.

that dog's so pooks

by Mingmingmingming Tingtong December 27, 2008