Poobleater

One who speaks fluent ring ie. bullshitter, crap talker, ringo linguist, bullshit fantasist

by Dagmar of 'The Real Deal', my band June 6, 2003

pootle

To roam or wander

I'll just pootle down to the shops

by Sloppy Sue June 10, 2003

Pooples

The unit of measure concerning the urgency of an anticipated bowel movement.

Based on a scale of 1-10.

Dude, I was at 8 pooples. I barely made it in time.

by joe crow 8675309 November 27, 2011

poolee

A person who has completed and passed the physical, moral and mental exam for the military and is in the delayed entry program (D.E.P.) for any branch of the Armed Forces. Poolees have already signed their military contract, have took the oath of enlistment and have sworn into their respective branch. Generally a poolee may stay in the D.E.P. for up to one year and must stay qualified and contact their recruiters weekly. Most Poolees are required by their recruiters to attend classes and physical training once every other week.

After my 16 days as a poolee, I will ship out for MCRD Parris Island!

by av8er71408 July 22, 2007

poofter music

music typically listened to by poofters

bazza said to dazza "that music sounds like bloody poofter music" as they were passing a gay night club

by Mr Mcgrillius January 16, 2008

poofter

Brit/Aussie slang for a male homosexual, based on the permanant stretching of the anus that results from repeated anal sex, which causes farts to be emitted with a "pooft" sound rather than the usual, stacatto "bra-a-a-p".

I took my kids to the park, but it turned out to be Gay Pride Week, and we encountered a poofter parade.

by anonymous1999 January 6, 2008

Oy with the poodles already!

Taken from the popular dramedy 'Gilmore Girls' (2000 - 2007 R.I.P.) starring Lauren Graham and Alexis Bledel, this phrase can be used to shut up a person that is talking non-stop about a certain subject.
This phrase can be heard in the opening of the episode titled "I Can't Get Started" (season 2, episode 22) when Lorelai, played by Graham, mentions that "oy" and "poodle" are the two funniest words in the entire world. She says that if you put them togther in a sentence you'd have a catchphrase that's "knocking 'What you talkin' about Willis?' right out of first place".

Hollywood-Obssesed Girl: "Oh em gee! Can you believe how Brad just absolutely left Jennifer for that big-lipped freak Angelina Jolie?! I mean, come on! They were sooooo cute together! And unless you've been living under a rock since '04, you've heard about it! I feel sooooo bad for Jenn. It was just so unfair for that poor excuse for an actress to come and steal Brad! Of course, Brad is to blame too! It's just like a man to go cheating like that. And then there's the fact that-"

Girl 2 (interrupting): "Oy with the poodles already!"

by Jordalyn January 5, 2009