productive

Were U feel the need for a shag

Holly ... i feel productive lets do it!

by Geo19 January 11, 2009

productive fish

1. A fish that doesnt just sit around in the bowl, but builds castles and plays with things.
2. Something i said when i was REALLLY tired / hyper.

I am a productive fish!

by MLEM1028319 January 4, 2008

Productive

Jesper // Twqntys

“You are very productive”

by 20s October 14, 2018

Productive

Something that could be seen as worthwhile, but is probably used as an excuse to do a useless task.

Instead of sitting here, I am going to do something productive.

Like what?

I'm going to watch Days of our Lives.

by Skye8604 February 16, 2009

Peeductive

the ability of canines to keep walks short by rapidly finding a place to urinate

I took my dog Rover out for a very peeductive walk.

by Dr. Demente August 18, 2009

producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

Productive sex

n. Sex that's so good you're at least twice as productive the next day

Last week I had productive hangover, so I opted for productive procrastination and had productive sex with this new chick instead. Boy, I got a week's worth of work done the next day.

by Dr. Productive June 2, 2011