Poodle

A sexual act in which one cums on a chihuahua (in a pinch, any dog will do), prefferably a black one, then uses the cum to stick fluffy white cotton in it, simulating a poodle haircut.

Aww, Nubi looks so cute as a poodle!

by Maramas October 9, 2006

poodle

A verb that refers to the act of masturbation of a male.

I need to go poodle because I couldn't find a hot apple for my hot pickle.

by Plow October 2, 2005

poodle

A poser; someone who thinks he's cool, but really, is drowing in his patheticness.

Merle Girl waved to her new friend, Roy Boy, but discovered he was a poodle, and now, refused to acknowledge her existence.

by Mimsy December 28, 2005

POODLE

A name for someone extremely super cool and friendlishly scrumptrulecent.

Me: Hey! Poodle!
Marni: Shan! You just Shanned my cool whip!

by shan February 15, 2004

poodle

To hit someone over the head with a virtual stick, jokingly. Originated in the Earthsong forums after one of the characters whacked another one with a stick baptised "the poodle stick".

I just got poodled by (insert name)! I kind of deserved it for making fun of his favorite character though.

by eroifj newiropwerc May 4, 2006

Poodle

Since the butt, or ass is called a poot, the actual butt-hole is considered a poodle or pootle.

Chase is in to the kinky stuff he shoved his dong into his pillow's poodle all night long.

by Poon Chaser June 19, 2008

poodle

A poser; someone who thinks he's cool, but really, are drowing in his patheticness.

"Poodle!" Amy said when she got back to school, realizing that her summer friend Derek was just that, a summer friend, and now was going to pretend he never met her.

by Mimsy December 28, 2005