Typical politics in action:
Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!
Republican: My party's better than yours!
Democrat: No, my party's better!
Independent: Both of you shut the fuck up!
by Santa Claussssss December 21, 2009
Something that makes people feel like human affairs are important, despite the fact that our entire planet- nay; solar system- nay; galaxy could be wiped from existence without altering the universe in any perceptible manner.
Imagine spending your entire lifetime discussing a single electron orbiting a single hydrogen atom bonded in a single water molecule lining the digestive tract of a security guard at Kohl's with no consideration for anything else in the world. That is more or less what politics are like.
by Cadaei June 16, 2011
A bunch of rich people in a room yelling at each other pretending to get things done, basically a big circle jerk on the people they represent.
Modern politics is a complete waste of time, and people would be better off electing a potato as their representative it would accomplish just as much as their current representatives do.
by DOJOMASTER January 02, 2015
by TruthHurts187 March 31, 2013
To vay for position. To "get in good". Putting one's self in a position to succeede, or reap the rewards of some posiitive outcome.
My friend and I both liked the same girl so we were always politicing to see who could get with her first.
by Hotobu June 30, 2003
Republicans believe that all Democrats are communists and eat babies.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Democrats believe that all Republicans are rich, white Christians and hate the poor.
Politics in a nutshell.
by Calcon February 11, 2012
by prinnyk April 07, 2018