poketh

handsome, sexy man with lots of wisdom about everything but european girls, can be described as someone a bit fruity and most definitely a virgin.

Man that Poketh helped me score his digits when I visited the gay bar
Damn that Poketh really hit some crazy bars at the talent show
I thought that Poketh would help me bag her number, but she's from Germany

by Rafinator523 September 12, 2021

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Pokecharms

Created as a mesh between Pokemon and essentially, 'Lucky Charms'. Pokecharms was developed as a Pokemon Fan site in 2001. A really, really, really N00by Pokemon Fansite. When relaunched in 2003, the site adopted the catchphrase 'Crazy and Proud' and promoted itself as a unique breed of fan-site run by crazy and unique people for the good of the Pokemon Community.

Also where the phrase Nemtastic originated.

I'm just browsing Pokecharms!

OR

Pokecharms is Nemtastic!

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Pokecharms is Crazy and Proud!

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www.pokecharms.com

by DoctorOak March 23, 2005

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pokes my hemorroids!

The direct opposite of rocks my socks.

'Avril Lavigne, Jamster and the New Mini all poke my hemorroids.'

by Stephen W. Thomas July 12, 2005

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POKEthrough

(aka "the dreaded POKEthrough")
The unpleasant experience of your finger poking through the toilet paper whilst wiping residual fecal matter from your anus.

Causes are, but not limited to, the following;
1.Inferior toilet paper
2.Excessive/enthusiastic wiping with, or w/o
inferior toilet paper
3.Not "doubling-up" the paper prior to
wiping
4.Having a longer "middle finger" or using
it for the "dig"
5.Softer than expected feces, resistance
isn't there
6."Wetter" than expected feces, absorbed by
toilet paper~regardless of quality.
Dampened toilet paper is compromised
toilet paper~it's that simple.
7.Spicy food/itch. Causes 5&6 AND the anal
itch caused by spicy food can result in
more than one poke-through per sit-down.

POKEthrough Dude, who bought this shitty tp~I can SEE through the stuff! Oh well, here goes...Ahhhh FUCK~another nasty POKEthrough! Shit, it's under my fingernail and everything!?!?!

by Curry Boy October 24, 2008

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Pokéhipster

The type of kid and or lifeless adult who complains about new pokémon games being made purely for the fact that they like the original 151. When asked to defend they can't, and they don't realize that even pokémon past generation II are based off of animals as well and not all in generation I are. They are the kind of person who has no artistic talent, as they do not understand how much effort goes into designing characters (esp. creatures). They are unimaginative and obnoxious to listen to. Usually are found around 4chan.

"-Hey man only the original 151 pokemon are good
-Would you prefer they release red/blue/yellow 15 times with slightly altered graphics?
-No.
-Would you prefer they release red/blue/yellow 15 with a different gimmick each time?
-No.
-You're such a freaking pokéhipster..."

by BTKookies January 10, 2011

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