Poached egg

When you cum in the bath, it resembles a poached egg floating in the water.

Rich Foreman was in the bath last night and he left a massive poached egg floating in the water.

by Rich Foreman December 18, 2008

poarder

A person who hoards porn.

That guy in IT with the glasses has a huge porn collection... he's a poarder.

by Leigh-Ass Mol July 28, 2012

POAQs

Acronym: Persons Of Admirable Quality. An alternative to y'all.

Hey POAQs, what game do you want to play tonight?

by POAQ July 20, 2020

poair

its a feeling
the feeling: enraged but good

ex:
Char - Hey bud! How are you?
Cornwall - I’m poair! My fish died, but my fish was a cunt. My cat killed my fish. So… enraged at my cat but good. Because my fish sucked

by corncornfishfish April 9, 2022

Info Poacher

A person who takes your idea or information and passes it off as his own.

Wholly crap this guy stole my "joke poacher" word and used it in the Urban Dictionary. What an Info Poacher!

by BorisG5 August 11, 2009

soda poacher

A person who abuses the availability of free sodas in general areas where unlocked drink coolers exist.

That girl just grabbed her third Diet Coke in the last 25 minutes. She's a real soda poacher.

by mediawatch January 24, 2011

Ice Cream Poacher

A person who is inconsiderate when eating ice cream and decides to just pick out the good parts instead of eating it how it was intended.

Goddamn, she decided to be an ice cream poacher and eat all the Oreo bits out and leave the rest... Now it's ruined.

by jpm1983 October 6, 2010