Patching

Being a shady bastard and opening a chat and ignoring it.

Kieran was patching my snapchats earlier.

by SeshGremlinX February 4, 2019

Mambo dogface to the banana patch?

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.

I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

by DCD$ November 22, 2010

Platehands

Running in a fashion where your hands look like they are superglued to dinner plates.

John Barrowman, who plays Captain Jack in the BBC TV series "Torchwood", when running or being chased by aliens, runs with the palms of his hands flat and facing each other i.e. 'Platehands". This is meant to create the impression that Jack is "dynamic" and an "action hero", but instead looks like he's been involved in a domestic accident and not had time to attend the casualty ward.

by everybodydance July 8, 2009

Plathy

When you have been up multiple nights in a row on a sick bender looking what you think is “Fresh as fuck” while in reality you are crabbing out looking like a dried up ball sack with one black curly pube and struggling for dear life while fighting shadow people even though it’s night time. During this 1-whole life process you are continually stringing together sentences out of sheer luck that only other people almost in the same state as a “Plath” can understand while making homosexual gestures

Did you see Keeno and Box lastnight humping the tree and rubbing the pussy cats genitals ? They were in a state, a Plathy state.

by SickCantt February 17, 2022

Stoul Patch

Combination of a 'stache and soul patch. Pronounced as "Stole patch"

Everyone these days seem to be growing a Stoul Patch.

by badgrammir July 26, 2012

Like a Whore in a cucumber patch

Phrase to describe a person's excitement, joy, or pleasant suprise.

Hey Buster, how did your old lady like the beer can christmas tree you made in your trailer? Bud, she was smiling "like a Whore in a cucumber patch" the minute she saw it.

by Clintoncousin November 26, 2007

Patch Off

To complain about anything at all.

Often used with a harsh but sarcastic tone when someone complains about small, petty things.

Guy 1:"Your room is a tip!"
Guy 2:"Are you having a patch off?!"

by cnutard December 20, 2008