planking

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning

by Im IN Faze Clan 101 January 2, 2016

Plankton

Mr. Krabs' business rival on Spongebob Squarepants. He owns a shitbox restaurant called the Chum Bucket, where he makes secret evil plans to steal the Krabby Patty formula and therefore attract business. He always fails.

Plankton

"You'll never catch me, Mr. Krabs. I went to college!"

by Some idiot who thinks you are gay, September 2, 2006

plampin

a mixure of pimping and planting

a ghetto pimp gardener's job

Grandma:I got you this fuzzy jacket

Guy: Sweet, give me seeds so I can go plampin

by Casemeister November 20, 2004

Plamen

Hot, steamy, on fire. The hottest sexiest toughest beast of a man you will ever meet.

Turn the temperature down, it's way too Plamen in here

by tdot11 March 21, 2010

point plankn

Mysterious phrase used by University of Kansas sophomore basketball guard Tyshawn Taylor on his Facebook page in a comment related to a series of altercations between members of the Kansas basketball teams in late September, 2009. Possibly indicates the speaker's attempt to communicate a level of intense seriousness for the preceding phrase or sentence. Probably a misspelling of "point blankn."

“Real n-ggers do real things .. point plankn."

I told my wife, "You need to make sure the kid knows his vocabulary words for tomorrow ... point plankn."

by TRex Kansas September 24, 2009

plamena

Nickname: plam
The sexiest person you will ever meet.

plamena’s a bitch just like karma

by Plam_31 December 30, 2018

Plankhead

1. somebody who has a plank for a head

2. somebody who got hit in the head with a plank of wood

1. guy1: woah look at that guy! his head is like a plank!
guy2: lets name him plankhead!

2.guy1: hey look, theres that girl that got hit in the head with a plank of wood yesterday!
guy2: oh yeah! lets name her plankhead!

by PlankHead May 29, 2009