Pinto

1. A portmanteau of the surnames of actors Chris Pine and Zachary Quinto used to refer to their relationship, often in a romantic and/or sexual context.

2. The name given to a lovechild produced by the union of the aforementioned actors, whose likeness is imagined to combine the most attractive attributes of each man into a glorious whole.

1. "It's not my fault I ship Pinto; it's their fault for being so awesome together."

2. "Pinto is a GQ motherfucker so fly he doesn't even exist!"

by CaptainFine May 27, 2009

pinkroom

A torture chamber where young Winters boys are forced to watch Aladdin. Whilst camping with other out boys forced to watch Disney epics.

Man, my mom pinkroomed the shit out of me and my boys last night!

by Steve Winters November 1, 2003

Chupa Meu Pinto

Portuguese for suck my dick

Chupa meu pinto seu filho da puta


Suck my dick you son of a bitch

by Gorfo Kid March 7, 2009

Piotrowski

A very great person whom goes by the name Piotrowski.

For he is great. Just ask Mr Piotrowski.

by steviep3 June 16, 2011

Ford Pinto 6 cylinder

A car produced by Ford Motor Company in the 1970's and early 80's.

The Pinto 4 cylinder was a horribly SLOW car, especially with an automatic. My Grandma had one with a vinyl top and a trunk. I hated it! But, I had a Ford Pinto 6 cylinder hardtop with a hatchback. It was AWESOME!

by Bahn, Otto Bahn January 10, 2007

pintoed

When a fat, unattractive, puerto-rican voms in your mouth as the two of you are making out drunk.

D: "How was the party!?"
T: "Great! until I got straight straught p pintoed by this one B..."

by Dr.Morrison December 17, 2008

pintocin Sex

Having sex while under the influence of the controlled substance known as Pintocin.

I'm really into Pintocin Sex right now, my boyfriend uses a boxing glove.

by valintien June 22, 2010