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Owen Pilmer

Owen Pilmer is fucking hot asf and is one of the finest men to walk the planet. He has the best sense of humour and is a gentleman. However, he could work on being more over protective like Hardin Scott because that’s hot, he also needs to get a better sense of style, other than that. He definitely could have my kids or more realistically be my boyf in the near future.
Owen pilmer- to be hot af
by ImBaeAf May 10, 2021
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pilfer my iMac

What you should do after being so stupid you buy the crappy iMac from a computer store.
I pilfered my iMac with a 30-pound sledgehammer and I was feeling happy again.
by Assholes Inc. September 10, 2003
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pulverize

when someone squirts shit all over the back side of the toilet bowl.

(can also be used as a noun)
verb:
"You can't use my bathroom. I just cleaned and you just ate all you can eat pancakes at IHOP. You're gonna pulverize all over the place."

noun:
"Mr. Owl, how many normal shits does a pulverize count as?"
by ATMJess June 15, 2007
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pilferguist

A spirit or entity much like a polterguist but with an insatiable impulse to pilfer,steal or take ones belongings;while at the same time harrasing the living subject with loud obtrusive and startling noises.1)Ghost that pilfers and annoys the living 2)Spirit on the ethereal plain that trancends to the physical to steal from and or cause havoc to the living.
A thief and antagonist in spirit form;A Pilferguist.1)One who pilfers 2)One who terrorizes in a ghostly manner.
by two ass's June 14, 2011
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Piler

When you do a shit so big, that it forms a little pile on top of the water.
Dude, my ass hurts so bad; I just made another piler.
by Aetheri May 24, 2018
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red piller

A red piller is someone who is proficient (or at least thinks that they are) in the act of redpilling. In most cases, the red piller is politically motivated and attempts to lead their target to their side of the political spectrum through a variety of mediums- most commonly memes, (edgy) jokes, and (mis)quotes.

While there are examples of red pillers all over the political spectrum, they are most prevalent on the far left and right, along with fringe groups of fascists, communists, or anarchists -recently being used nearly exclusively by the right wing.

The "red pill" term comes from The Matrix, in which a character chose between a blue pill and a red pill, where the blue pill would let them live freely and without knowledge of the inner workings of their world, and the red pill would allow them to "wake up" from their ignorance, and learn the "truth."
Person 1: "Wow, this guy's woke, they must be a red piller."
Person 2: "Nah, they're just cringe."
by SupaSimon July 20, 2020
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Pilleriin

Hi kids, this is Pilleriin. *Everyone rolls their eyes*
by Vitsuji Aura January 23, 2018
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