Phoots

Phoots are the small farts you carefully let out one at a time because someone is in the stall next to you and you are trying to be quiet.

Jared was about to relase his huge fart that he had been holding in, until a man go into the stall next to him, so just had to let out small phoots.

by Lexoton pro June 12, 2017

phooey

"Yuck!"

I tried the pop-tarts. Phooey! They were disgusting, so I spit them out.

by cornholio October 14, 2003

phooping

Pooping while on the phone. The act of calling someone (or recieving a call) while you are sitting on the toilet.

Also can be used as a noun, but should not to be confused with the current definition of Phoop

Verb:
Caller A: I want that <grunt> Jones Report <grunt> on my desk <grunt> in ten minutes! <splash>

Caller B: Sir, are you phooping me?

Noun:
I'll be right back, I need to phoop my ex-wife's lawyer.

by GoddTodd Evans October 24, 2007

phoop

poop - when you're being politein front of your granny (like saying "shoot" instead of shit).

they don't give a phoop

by monkiki February 25, 2005

Phoont

1. The sound of a well executed fart
2. a fart that gets buried in a couch or chair

dude, i plopped down on the couch and that phoont jumped up and strangled me!!!

by tc2112 December 12, 2008

phooch

Someone who stops in the Apple store with no intention of shopping while their iPhone charges for free. Phone mooch.

Look at that dang phooch getting his iPhone charged up while other people are trying to use the iPod speakers.

by mas06e August 20, 2011

Pholding

Holding hands through the phone conversation

Do you want to hold hands?
No, why don't we just start Pholding.

by Gillcharlie September 27, 2011