Petter

The retard in the group and always play fortnite.

You such a petter

by BigDick004 February 3, 2021

Petter

Petter is person who is bög, not in a gay way, everybody loves a bög.

Girl 1: Wow look at that hot bög

Girl 2: Omg it's petter

by Griana Arande November 24, 2021

Petter Langdås

The urban legend

When Peter drinks too much

Petter: HOY!
Væbbis: Petter Langdås has arrived.

by armypoppin January 14, 2022

Petters

The opposite of butters. When someone is a leng ting. They are petters. When you want someone to pet you, they are petters.

Idiot 1: Did you see that girl
Idiot 2: Yeah she was petters bro.

by Jonno69420 February 25, 2022

Petter Granlund

A hobo

guy 1: Damn what a "Petter Granlund"
guy 2: I know right such a hobo
guy 3: what the fuck is a "Petter Granlund"?

by BebeYoda March 31, 2022

Petterized

When that pussy gets a whole rebrand by a member of the Petter family.

Bud petterized ellisons pussy

by Ziddiam Zodson December 9, 2022

poetterware

1. Software created by Lennart Poettering, notorious for its contentious and often disruptive innovations.

2. A term used derisively to describe software that, while aiming to revolutionize system architecture, frequently introduces complexity and controversy, leading to divided opinions among the developer community.

The new system update is full of poetterware, making simple tasks unnecessarily complicated and frustrating everyone involved.

by Dworak_of_sky June 4, 2024