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Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.
If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.
by BurgWords February 25, 2011
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Its the attraction not the act of sex.
by JR April 14, 2005
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Peadophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to small green vegetables. Like a Paedophile, but with your greens.
"Man, that brussel sprout just gets me going..."
"Jeez dude! You're such a peadophile!"
by Beng92 November 10, 2009
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by (.Y.) October 22, 2003
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Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.
Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”
by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018
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Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.
That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.
by FreshNettle December 17, 2019
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After reading the first few definitions,(most likely written by pedophiles) I'm a little shocked at why people would try to defend these sick beings. I don't care if a pedophile would defend a child for "love." NOBODY has the right to take advantage of a child like that. NOBODY. Imagine what a child like that would be growing up? She/he would have no sexual morals and probably becoming a some sort of a sexual predator themselves.

People state that pedos don't hurt children, only child molesters do, that's fucking bullshit. "Love" is the first criteria, I can't believe that somewhat would write that If a pedo knew what true pain was then they would know that is the most disgusting act to ever peform on a child.

Oh yea and whoever diagnosod these sick and heinous people with a "mental disorder," is probably one themselves. Pull your head out of your ass people, it's a sick fucking fetish, acted out by vile human beings who cannot tell right from wrong.

Sure we all have fetishes, some may be even a little twisted, that still doesn't give you the right to act out on them. Learn to control yourselves.
My cousin was a victim of pedophilia(the man took pictures of her to put on the internet for a kiddie porn site, some love huh?), she has to go to therapy 3 times a week ever since she was 12. She has a lot of social problems and is constantly paranoid women because of what happened. She refuses to let anyone close to her, she doesn't like to be out in public alone and she hates anything related to sex.

It's fortunate my aunt found out early about this sick act, it could've been a lot worse on her. Fuck pedophiles.
by Aldwardo November 26, 2006
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