Australian Pelican

When someone pisses in your mouth to induce pleasure. Usually for people with piss fetishes.

Guy 1: So dude i was nailing this chick last night! and she asked me to give her an australian pelican.
Guy 2: Thats sick man! did you do it?
Guy 3: Yeah, it was nasty!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009

Penicuik

Also known as Edgeville Tennessee, renowned for large metal scene. Birthplace and home of "Bob Fest," heavy metal music festival. Generally hated by all people who live there. Well known for alchoholism which spawned phrases such as "mangle-spangled" and "hooped" meaning to be paraletic from alchohol consumption. Home of the drinking club "penicuik booze hounds." also famed for many useless shops, such as numerous estate agents, funeral directors, dentists and optitions.

Them: you wanna go to penicuik? You: no, it's wank.

by iwantmoarf00d March 1, 2010

Perc Slut

A perc slut is a girl who will do anything for the prescription drug percoset. They have been known to snort the crushed pill off of the perc holders penis. These perc sluts have been known to partake in any sexual activity to get their fix. These sluts are some of the nastiest sluts behind crackwhores.

The perc slut gave me a blowjob for two percosets.

by joecoolio420 January 12, 2011

Perico

in spanish it means Parrot, but it also means Cocaine. They call it like that because when you get high on coke, you talk and talk and talk, like a parrot.

last night we got so high on perico...

by psychobabe January 24, 2008

pedicure

treating female feet like the godly things they are

every week i pedicure geamma's tiny feet, this involves, filing, painting etc, i love giving her peds a good ped as i smell her toes as i work

by gemma's foot slave April 21, 2005

Burrowed Pelican

Having sex with a girl on a beach. Sticking your wang into the sand than into her vag. aka screaming seagull

"man i gave that bitch a burrowed pelican last night"

by JMLAD May 6, 2009

inverted pelican

A sexual postion in which a man holds a woman or another man upside down, who moans or squaks with each thrust.

Patrick: So Nate, what are you and Kirsten upto?
Nate: Well i though i might try to catch an inverted pelican with her
Patrick: CAW CAW CAW

by Paredith February 1, 2008