by monkeypantsdestroyeroflesbians October 01, 2016
by Perched November 19, 2018
by VARice22 October 10, 2016
A sexual position where a man stands during intercourse and holds a woman up with just his penis, wherein the woman resembles a bird perching on a branch.
During sex, he held her up with just his large penis as if she were a bird perching on a tree’s branch.
by The Carlos Danger July 16, 2021
The act of pooping from atop a stahl and aiming into the toilet. Similar to how a bird would rain down on a car from a branch.
“Scott, it hurts, oh it hurts!”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
“Dude, can’t you just poo like a normal guy instead of perching all of the time?”
by sllubstick August 24, 2018
Last Monday I was caught off guard just perching on a boat and then my friend came up uninvited and grabbed my shaft really hard
by Mike Haytch April 10, 2021