peniority

The state of having a longer or bigger penis than someone else

Lebron: Dude i have a bigger penis than shaq
Dwyane: Wow man you have peniority over him

by seksimopho September 5, 2012

Penfolded

Getting ridiculously drunk.

Usually caused by cheap alcoholic beverages, depending on what you can afford.

1. I AM WAY TOO PENFOLDED RIGHT NOW!

2. Got so Penfolded last night!

3. Drank some goon and got Penfolded!

by Theboooooonj November 20, 2011

peesock

Someone mentally ill

You this nibba a peesock.

by KinKiKat December 14, 2017

penison

a fancy word for dick meat, like how red meat is called venison.

person 1: hey, did you eat any venison for dinner?

person 2: not much, but in bed i found some pretty hefty penison.

by pedobeeeeaaaar October 20, 2011

pansonism

a sacred religion involving larger people (who call themselves pansonists) and acts of eating greasy food and sacrificing cows to el panson, the god of gorging. Grease is the core of these acts. Other acts performed by pansonists are pouring grease on each other, and using it as lotion.

Yeah dude are you going to the pansonist meeting tonight. Grease yeah i dont want to miss outon the grease, and arent we sacrificing the cow tonight, Pansonism is great.

by the mighty drip November 23, 2013

peno

Lack of a penis, can be substituted for "pussy"

Man, he is such a peno, he wouldn't even take a shot of vodka at the party.

by GLCG February 19, 2008

penious

The state of mind where one feels like a dick about oneself yet remorseful.

The comedian felt penious about telling the fat chick joke to the audience of midgets.

by Reprebus August 31, 2006