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peanut arms

The go-to excuse for being unable to do something. Sounds suspiciously like a mild medical condition. Originally a quote from the first episode of Clone High, "Escape to Beer Mountain: A Rope of Sand," spoken by George Washington Carver's anthropomorphic peanut.
Hi'o, Guvna's. I'd shake your hands, but, you know, peanut arms.

I'd do the dishes, but... peanut arms.
I'd give you some of my fries, but y'know... peanut arms.
by Vengeus October 16, 2010
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Peanut Butter Teeth

An individual who has poor hygiene in regards to their teeth, which causes their teeth to become a light brown color, resembling peanut butter.
Person 1: Hey, did you get with that girl last night?
Person 2: Nah, I told her to take a hike. She had peanut butter teeth.
by Mr. NewVegas January 20, 2017
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Known as the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick. When you slather peanut butter on a doorbell to prevent ding dong ditching.
"Oh man I tried to ding dong ditch Mr. Eichenser and he got me with the classic peanut butter on the doorbell trick!"
by Klownrad December 4, 2020
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The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass
Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot
by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019
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You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.
Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.
by nznegativeions July 12, 2011
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inside peanut butter

"inside peanut butter" refers to having a tan/brown leather or plush interior in your vehicle.
Inside peanut butter outside jelly
7 days of the week 7 different chevys
Black SS wit tha top blown off
f*** with them boys get ya top blown off
by eXentric July 17, 2006
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Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.
Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.
by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007
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