Pedophile Lumberjack

A professional man, who, in the course of his daily duties, dons shorts with high-top work boots and white crew socks.

If I wore sneakers with my shorts I wouldn't look like a "Pedophile Lumberjack;" the public would be grateful.

by BurgWords February 25, 2011

pedophilia

Sexuality toward prepubescent children.

Its the attraction not the act of sex.

by JR April 14, 2005

paedophile

a sicko

by (.Y.) October 22, 2003

Pedophile Legs

When you have hairy legs from the knee down, but don’t grow any hair on your thighs.

“Thank god I only have to shave from the knee down, because I have pedophile legs”

by Hollyfcknrae December 11, 2018

Agro-pedophile

A person who likes to eat young vegetables. For example not entirely ripe potatoes, onions, or green fruits that shouldn't be green.

That guy is a total agro-pedophile! Every Easter he buys a ton of green onion.

by FreshNettle December 17, 2019

Meadophile

A self entitled cunt who normally has a lot of money which he uses to bribe the parents of the poor children hes abused

"Yo Spence you seen that twat down the street"

"Yeah he looks like a right Meadophile"

by 123dingbat69 December 26, 2019

peadophilia

Hilarious mispelling of paedophilia or pedophilia, depending what language you are speaking.

George: I hate peadophiles!
Bob: Do you mean paedophiles?
George: Noo... I mean, people who want to fuck peas... leave me alone.

by Marcus July 29, 2004