Polka

When you get shot in the face while cooking somthing.

im gonna go Polka dancing

by Squeky Clean February 3, 2005

Polka Dot Head

A person that is thinking many different almost unconnected things and usually tells them aloud without consent; one with a vast of random thoughts

Lucy: What is with Tom today? He won't shut up. And barely makes any sense
Tom: Oh man. The Red Hot Chili Peppers are performing today! Speaking about chilies, I could go for some Mexican food about now. Yeah! What is Obama going to do about immigrants....
Josh: Seriously, what a Polka Dot Head!

by SirPseudo June 13, 2009

Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!

Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now

by April 24th May 2, 2007

buj buj polka

the best version of the gummy bear song

matthew: hey bro listen to this sick song *plays buj buj polka*
arold: DAMN

by qwasalreadyinuse February 8, 2022

polka dots

zits on a retard or fag

dude, Kylie has polka dots all over her butt!

by Zoey Johnson May 23, 2005

Polkaroo

Polkaroo
To leave, usually quickly and to avoid being seen.
Synonyms: ghost, Swayze, dip, Audi 5000 etc.

Based on television character Polkaroo who would disappear before the second host of the polka dot door could see him.

"Is that your ex walking towards us?"
"Polkaroo ."
or
"Where's Uncle Jesse? He owes me money."
"sorry guy, he's Polkaroo ."
Source: Mr C.., Toronto

by Mr.. C. March 4, 2008

Progressive Gabber Polka

A sub-genre of Gabber Polka

See Gabber Polka

by MPB October 9, 2003