a pcolka is a person who tends to always fall, get injured, and faceplant in some way often. a pcolka laughs at inatimate objects and just about anything else. a pcolka's lucky number is 5. a pcolka is not afraid to yell random things at time at any place.

loud, funny, random, BEAUTIFUL!
by supah fly kid June 3, 2010
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