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1. a man's naughty bits infected with some variety of STD, acne, chicken pox or other infection resulting in a polka dot pattern.
John whipped out his polka dot ding dong causing all in close proximity to promptly lose control of their shfincters.
by pudding face mcgee October 16, 2006
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