Polka-Don't
A superhero who has the ability to never wear polka-dots because they're super trashy and bad. Him and his sidekick, Stripen't peruse his nemesis, the evil and disgusting Polka-Do, and prevents him from ruining the city of Newark, New Jersey with a disgusting and gross and really ugly polka-dot pattern.
Polka-Do: Ahaha! I'm going to cover this bland city with my beautiful and amazing and handsome polka-beam laser! Ahahaha!
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
Polka-Don't: Not if I have anything to say about it! And I do! *Doesn't say anything and stands in front of the super ugly and gross and disgusting and terrible and shoddy polka-beam, blocking the laser stream from hitting the not bland town*
Polka-Do: Noooo! You'll pay for this, Polka-Don't! *Run's away like a stupid little girl who stubbed her toe and is running for her little mommy stupid*
Polka-Don't and Stripen't: *To the beat of Star Spangled Banner* 🎵Polka-dots, say goodnight! For the city's honor we will fight! If the evil and ugly and stupid and hairy and gross and smelly and unlikeable and nasty and gross Polka-Do rears his evil face... We'll prevent him from firing his Polka-beam cannon onto our beloved city! For our names are Polka-Don't and Stripen't! We are the most handsome men in Newark and it's true! We have foiled the plans of Polka-Do yet again! It's time to go home and snuggle under a blanket with no polka-dots! 🎵
Stripen't: Or Stripes!
Polka-Don't: Shut the fuck up.
Polka-Don't by Sauce Pickle January 25, 2023
