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MANstache

A man who has a full thick porno looking mustache. A mustache that only a true man can grow! Please Google Tom Selleck for more reference.
Sure that guy can grow a goatee with no problem, but he has nothing on my Manstache.
by JohnnyDangerously October 22, 2007
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Polkadotted Manstache

severally obese female with addiction to fast greasy food, cheattos, flicking beans in the dark and stomping. beware this creature refuses to wax the stache so some braiding skills may be necessary. In order to quiet the creature one must provide Jimmy's food (anything from the menu is fine bc she'll eat anything). Please report any sightings of the manstache because your life may be in danger!!!!!
Did you see the Polkadotted Manstache? yea i think im blind now
by April 24th May 2, 2007
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molasses mustache

A mustache that's dripping wet With feces and seamen like a dirty Sanchez but without the pubes
After a long night at the rest stop bob had a molasses mustache from all the rides he'd been giving
by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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ketchup moustache

When a person performs oral sex on a girl who is on her period. Also called "catsup moustache" in some areas
"Hey your mom is cool. She gave me some cookies and a ketchup moustache."
"Yea... what?"
by A.C. SlayinPussy July 20, 2016
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mustache dip my dream sickle

A polite way for a female partner to ask for cunnilingus.
Hey Big Rod, do you want to mustache dip my dream sickle? It sure is tasty!
by show up cat November 19, 2014
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mustache cash stash

Dude we should call our band mustache cash stash
by Louiloui September 17, 2013
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Mustache Fairy

The Mustache Fairy leaves evidence of what the mustache bearer did the night before while drunk, within his or her mustache.
Mustached man: "I have no idea what I did last night, but apparently I drank a lot of beer."

Concerned friend: "I think you banged a chicken; the Mustache Fairy left a feather in your mustache."

Mustached man: "Yeah, and it stinks like beer and hot wings."
by iBetty February 4, 2012
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