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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Loud mouth
Gets close to people when speaking to them

Expects the worst of things always

And defensive
The paranoid village man doesn’t want to accept that he is always paranoid
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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Paranoid village man

Curly headed
Blabber mouth

Loud mouth

Always expects the worst of things

Homophobic

And tells you everything about anything And still not know nothing
The paranoid village man does not believe he is paranoid and thinks being paranoid is for fags
by Brain reaper May 9, 2021
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paranoid american

when scrolling or researching and theres some type fluent doubts need to reassure about. listening from social media or remembering not to be passive and grow out of it.
"i was watching tv there was a scary scene and i try to remember not to be that way (paranoid american} about the problem."
by Jm8a April 24, 2023
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Paranoid Android

The Good Definition - The Greatest Alt Song Ever Made

The Boring Definition - That thing from hitchhiker's guide.
Devious Individual: Do you know about paranoid android?

Me (also a devious individual): Radiohead or Nah?
by This is the man February 18, 2024
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Marvin The Paranoid Android

A cynical robot who doesn't think the best of most people. One of the main characters in "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"
"Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to open a door" - Marvin The Paranoid Android
by Mr Beeblebrox February 10, 2012
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Wal-Mart paranoid

1. When one is at Wal-Mart or any other large store and they see someone they don't like/ don't want to talk to and spend the rest of the time trying to avoid that person. One becomes paranoid and worries that the person will stalk them down and talk to them.
"Oh my gosh, Marcus, it's Kaci. We have to hide now! and there's Brittany! and Marci! Quick, turn left before they see us!"
"I'm so Wal-Mart paranoid right now... I'm afraid she's going to pop around the corner and try to start a conversation!"
by ktxtensen May 22, 2006
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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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