You and your loved ones are fed, housed and healthy, but there's still a raging pandemic so you feel tired and like trash.
by misslujo February 17, 2021
Get the Pandemic Fine mug.The number of pounds most people gained during the one year pandemic when everybody worked form home, eating more often and snacking all the time, and didn't get to go out and exercise enough.
Jay: Yo bro, what happened to you? Weren't you supposed to lose like 50 pounds instead?
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
Steve: I got Pandemic Forty. Gyms are closed. I couldn't run without a mask. All day at home drinking and eating. What do you expect?
Brian: Fat man's excuse. I was also in this shit. I didn't gain an iota during the pandemic.
Steve: Dude, your skinny ass never gets fat. It's not your discipline. It's the lucky genes talking.
Jay: Nope, I agree with Steve, it's the Pandemic. I am also on my way to get the Forty.
by Mongolian Gone Wild April 2, 2021
Get the Pandemic Forty mug.A freebie, loosening of restrictions, or situational benefit arising from a widespread disease crisis.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
E.g. premium features on a free plan, reduced law enforcement of minor infractions, telecommuting.
by PutTheGovernmentInYourToaster April 9, 2020
Get the pandemic perk mug.Pandemic Rules are like Airport Rules, except everywhere is assumed to be an Airport.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
Airport Rules state the any time is a good time to do anything and normal conventions are put aside.
i.e. Beer at 7am. Shots at 10am. Breakfast at midnight. Sleeping during the day. etc.
Airport Rules extend to when one is in Transit. Therefore we could consider Pandemic Rules to be Airport Rules where we are in an on going state of Transit.
During a Pandemic...
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
A: When is cocktail hour?
B: Pandemic Rules!
A: Then it is cocktail hour!
B: It's always cocktail hour during the pandemic.
by Salty Albatross April 11, 2020
Get the pandemic rules mug.when you’ve been quarantined for too long with no “action“ and your walls are tighter than the 2016 election
by bigoldshmeatus April 17, 2020
Get the Pandemic pussy mug.Pandemic police are annoying busybodies during Covid-19, who constantly judge and shame people allegedly breaking social distancing rules and buying "non-essential" purchases.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Common targets are single moms going grocery shopping with obviously young children, people walking their dog, old couple going for a walk around their block, siblings playing together on their own backyard, not wearing a mask or gloves, any "non-essential" purchase even if it's with an "essential"purchase. They often either make a snide remark or post a picture of them on Facebook.
These people give no shits about the health and safety of others and just want to use the pandemic as an excuse to bully and belittle people.
Uggh the pandemic police were giving me dirty looks and calling me a bad mom for bringing my 5 year old with me to the grocery store.
by Jenmic April 20, 2020
Get the Pandemic Police mug.When a thirst trap occurs/is sent during during a pandemic and you're willing to risk it to get the biscuit.
by Reeru March 19, 2020
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