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Palestinian Lifeboat

When you are fucking a girl in doggy and are about to nut, so you pretend your dick slips out of her just so that you can get an extra 30 seconds, to a minute of breeding time✊🏽
I hit this girl with the Palestinian Lifeboat last night; she worshipped it.
by aricodes124 August 3, 2021
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Palestinian genocide

Approximately two millennia ago, Colonizers, Occupiers, and Oppressors deliberately sought to erase indigenous Jewish people from their homelands in Israel/Judah. Rather than simply renaming the region, the Empire chose to rename it after the Philistines, who had ceased to exist five centuries prior, spelling it "Palestina," or as it was eventually anglicized, Palestine.

So, the "Palestinians" are just Israelis under their Colonizer name. But does that mean the "Free Palestine" movement means freeing Israel? No.

Just over 100 years ago, "Palestinian" was coined to refer to other Colonizers and Occupiers -- who now accuse the indigenous people of genocide!
Hamas, the elected government of Gaza, kills Gazans when its own genocidal rockets aimed at Israel fall inside Gaza.
Hamas: "Is this Palestinian genocide?"
by the modhatter June 27, 2025
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Palestinian

An "ethnic group" that did not exist before 1946, Palestinians are as much of a nationality as West Virginians or Tennesseans. However, they also have the tendency to randomly explode, throw gay people from rooftops, and complain when they get shot for attacking elderly people and children. Palestinians are the latest "victim" of their own behaviour.
Be careful around that Palestinian, he might explode!
by tnmetis December 4, 2025
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Palestinian Genocide

As Orwell warned us, fascists take a term or fact and use it to mean the exact opposite.
Canaanites who adopted Judaism moved into the area now known as Israel and Judah (which literally means "Land Of The Jews"). Later, Philistines, Aegean fishers, inhabited the area now known as Gaza. Colonizers and Oppressors attacked Israel/Judah, and Philistia. Historians, with the aid of genetic scientists, indicate Philistines they ceased to exist as a distinct group ~5th Century BC. Unlike their enemies in Philistia, Israel/Judah resisted and persisted. So, the Colonizers and Oppressors renamed Israel/Judah after their enemies. (Much like Trump tried to rename Denali "Mt. McKinley" again.) Thus, the region of Palestine was born -- much the way the US region of "The South" was born, on Cherokee land.
After WWII, antisemitic UK Colonizers and Oppressors reluctantly gave much of Israel back to Israel, but gave two parts of Israel to others in exchange for peace neighbors gave. Time and again, Israel resisted and persisted.
A Free "Palestine" elected Hamas. Taking advantage of rising worldwide fascism, Hamas broke a ceasefire to attack a music festival and commit numerous Crimes Against Humanity. These crimes continue every day that Hamas holds hostages. Yet, anything Israel does to bring back its people and bring the War Criminals to justice is labeled as "Palestinian Genocide."
"Did you hear about that 12 year old girl in France who was gang-raped for being Jewish?"
"Damn that Palestinian Genocide! I'm glad Rashida Tlaib doesn't condemn rape!"

"Oh, Hamas used the pipes it was given for water infrastructure to make a rocket, which Hamas fired at Israeli civilian centers, only Hamas' rocket fell inside Gaza? That's a 'Palestinian Genocide,"'and not by Hamas, but by the INTENDED VICTIMS in Israel!"
by the modhatter February 8, 2025
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Palestinian

A form of degenerative disease, causing rot of the brain which results in the unwavering support of a terrorist led country, in one of the most cursed regions on earth because of the decades of fighting.

Basically the same as Israeli citizens, degenerates that like to murder other humans.
Damn those Palestinians, they together with those Israeli's are still fighting a baseless fight.
by WoodenGlaze May 31, 2024
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Palestinianed

When people don't get what they want, so they blow themselves up and take innocent lives with them.
Oh, I didn't want him to take my daughter and slaughter her, so he Palestinianed my entire house
by analoglife76 June 1, 2024
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Palestinian

1. An individual who complains about the results of his/her own chosen actions
2. A victim mentality that's consistent to every failure

3. Contradicting yourselves by upholding two parallel beliefs/identities
1. Dude, stop acting like a Palestinian, you failed that test because you didn't study, not because of the Jews
3. You're such a Palestinian, how could you be a feminist but also believe woman should always have male authority?
by Truth squared June 28, 2024
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