a long pair of Saggy boobs. Named after a girl Jenny, from Santa Fe who had notoriously saggy boobs. Jenny Flapjacks
by The Snowboarder IP May 02, 2011
The cheapest nanny in USA. Duties: taking care of kids and pets, cleaning, cooking. Working for 4$\h in the name on cultural experience. Ripped off by host family.
Host mother: Our Au pair should take the dog out.
Host father: Just tell her she's a member of the family. She will be more eager to do it.
Host mother: Buying food for Au pair will be expensive.
Host father: Oh... she should buy it herself. We will give her leftovers.
Host mother: It will be 200$ for hotel for a dog while we will be on vacation with kids.
Host father: Au pair will be taking care of the dog. She's not going with us anyways.
Host father: Just tell her she's a member of the family. She will be more eager to do it.
Host mother: Buying food for Au pair will be expensive.
Host father: Oh... she should buy it herself. We will give her leftovers.
Host mother: It will be 200$ for hotel for a dog while we will be on vacation with kids.
Host father: Au pair will be taking care of the dog. She's not going with us anyways.
by Aroundandaround November 10, 2018
Hay Joe: Get me a pair of dykes, Joe puts dykes on the bench. says " dude you don't ned a pair of dykes you need a pair of hoe's)"
California the whore best state west of missippi for ho's there are better states east of the missippi for straight leg or any kinda leg...
California the whore best state west of missippi for ho's there are better states east of the missippi for straight leg or any kinda leg...
by itichie_nocanpo June 27, 2006
The two young, naive people who fall in love in a story (preferably fairy tales and Romeo and Juliet), but don't particularly have much personality or individuality outside of the couple.
by Babydoll_Blackheart October 18, 2010
A faux pair is a foreign live-in babysitter who, though obtained through a legal au pair agency, does nothing but imbibe of America's pleasures while she is in the U.S. She takes the year-long job as a chance to enjoy an extended tourist vacation and only pays attention to the children when they teach her American slang.
Last year all our faux pair did was watch The Real World and go clubbing with her European posse. She said more to Mickey Mouse in the two minutes we spent in Toon Town than she said to me the entire year.
by kaustinking August 09, 2008
The task of pairing one female with another for the act of scissoring. Usually accompanied by scissoring hand gestures and a wall diagram with interchangeable photos for pairing partners.
A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
A phrase almost exclusively used by men. But is really super hot when used by women.
James: "Dude Sarah and Janice would make the sweetest scissor pair"
Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"
James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
Scott: "Yeah and what about Crystal and Sophie!"
James & Scott: "mmmmmmm scissor pairing"
by Scames March 26, 2009
by JoshinatoryMC December 22, 2016