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Paiton

Paiton is hot and saucy
by Haga October 3, 2016
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If you'll pardon the pun

Something to say after you've said literally anything, unless what you've just said actually contained a pun.

Made popular by the wonderful Moses Beacon, from the excellent comedy 'Come Fly With Me'.
Moses: My name is Moses Beacon, if you'll pardon the pun!
by Smackaine January 27, 2011
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Pardon Me, Sir

(1)acronym for a woman who is acting very emotional or angry as a reslut of extremely bad PMS
(2)excusing yourself for interupting a male or malish female
shaniqua, pardon me, sir, but DARN TOOTIN YOU NEED MEDICATION!
by bonnet August 23, 2006
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padonka donk

That full, round, and juicy ass. Mostly of the Afro-American, or J-Lo persuasion.
"did you see that ass? Dammmmn, she got tha padonka donk"
by Chad Carr January 16, 2003
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paizon

a bro, your good friend. Someone that is like family to you.
Hey paizon long time no see broth.

Hey paizon that is a very nice shirt.

Ayyy paizon what is it..sisters night or something?
by BAUSS lee June 1, 2011
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pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick
Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"
by leowxw October 18, 2010
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I beg your pardon

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?
by ChiefBokMalo July 16, 2020
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