Cum Pumper

Commonly thought of as merely a slang term for penis, the "Cum Pumper" is actually responsible for regulating the number of "pumps" a man feels during orgasm.

It is advisable for men to give at least a five minute rest between orgasm and urination in order to avoid unnecessary stress on the Cum Pumper.

Me, after sex:"Oops, I forgot to wait five minutes before urinating; now my Cum Pumper is gonna go to shit..."

by Huevon June 19, 2010

pole pumper

A polite term for the homosexual male.

Oh, Chrithtopher, you pole pumper you!

by sbo April 28, 2011

pony pumper

Someone who's job it is to masturbate horses for semen.

Did you hear about Tyler's new job? Yeah I heard he's a pony pumper. Yeah he loves it.

by notazure June 2, 2010

muff pumper

a male who engages in vaginal sex with a female.

Whats a muff pumper?

A muff's a pussy, and I pump them!

by ThaRealRickJames July 25, 2008

Possy Pumper

A rare and highly sought after aftermarket mod for cars which adds anywhere from 100-700 HP depending on number used (i.e. Single, Dual, Quadratic). Also see Tally Pipe

Dude my car hauls ass with it's new Quadratic Possy Pumpers and Dual Tally Pipes.

by MVC March 19, 2003

Monkey Pumper

one who masturbates; one who jerks off; one who chokes one's chicken; one who strokes one's cork while massaging one's grapes

Employee1: Man, why is the boss such a jerk?!
Employee2: Ah, don't worry dude, he's just busin' your balls cause he's a monkey pumper.

by Drjerkle September 22, 2009

Triscuit Pumper

When your girls snack'in and starts pump'n the box of Triscuits between her legs.

Julie's such a Triscuit Pumper. After burning a bowl she got the munchies and starting humping the box.

by PumpMonkey July 29, 2011