Post Twilight Stress Disorder
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.
Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"
Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"
Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"
Girl: *sob*
Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
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