PTSD

Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement

Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"

by d325gu November 26, 2011

PTSD

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.

Very similar to the Pandora Effect.

Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."

Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"

Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"

Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"

Girl: *sob*

Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."

by GPKD July 7, 2010

PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.

"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."

by Mamahipster September 16, 2011

PTMSD

Post traumatic math stress disorder.

“As soon as Jonathan saw numbers, he instantly had ptmsd.”

by lightning4454 May 21, 2018

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by BlueNK June 6, 2020

ptnsd

Penis that need sucking disorder

me : bae I got ptnsd 🙁
Her : ?
Me : penis that needs sucking disorder

by trxxl May 12, 2021

Roadhouse PTSD

The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours

Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD

by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018