Procrasturbation 

A synonym for edging.

Person one: Last night my boyfriend and I were procrasturbating. It was epic poggers.

Person 2: I'm sorry, what is procrasturbation???

Procrasturbation by That_Lemon_Gay September 4, 2023

PROCRASTURBATION 

Any human, age 12 throughout adulthood, already is aware of what this word means.

I PROCRASTURBATION, with any real, important task I am required to complete.

PROCRASTURBATION by Garth Norman May October 23, 2023

Procrasturbation Station 

The central location where one chooses to procrastinate in the form of masturbation.

I was supposed to write a paper, but I ended up practically glued to my procrasturbation station all night instead.

Procrasturbation Station by Ass Sassinator January 10, 2011

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

(n) When you try to procrastinate something by acting like you are masturbating so much that you actually have an orgasm.

Guy 1: Are you ready for the test?
Guy 2: No man, I just did some sargasmic procrasturbation for hours last night so I need to study after I sleep.

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Sargasmic Procrasturbation by el whispering eye October 18, 2010

Cybernetic Procrasturbation 

Willful and enjoyable procrastination that is predominantly performed through the use of internet-based sources of distraction. Basically, anything electronic that holds your attention from completing necessary tasks.
i.e. social media, Reddit, shopping, and gaming (vidya).

"I wasted four hours on cybernetic procrasturbation today and now I can't finish this report for my boss on time!"

"Zach is the worst at handing in papers on time because he is always cybernetically procrasturbating."

Cybernetic Procrasturbation by Noodl3Ninja October 23, 2020

Sargasmic Procrasturbation 

When you masturbate while you procrastinate in a sarcastic manner until you orgasm.

Guy 1: Hey, did you finish the project?

Guy 2: Hell yeah I did! I've been working on my sargasmic procrasturbation all night!

Guy 1: So you didn't really finish it, did you?

Guy 2: Nope, I haven't even started.

Sargasmic Procrasturbation by Muff Garbage October 21, 2010

Procrasturbating 

Using masturbation to otherwise occupy yourself while pressing matters await.

I had a paper due today, but I spent all night procrasturbating, so fuck that noise.

Procrasturbating by The Middle Man January 29, 2003