Stop procrasturbating and do the dishes!
by WaltzSomeMoore September 4, 2011

you procrasturbate too much, like that time u procrasturbated and didn't finish that mid-term paper.
by Blakenator March 9, 2009

Person 1: I'll masturbate later
Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
Person 2: But that's procrasturbation. Be a man and jack your shit right now!
by Chispatr April 18, 2010

John: So, did you get your work done today?
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.
Ralph: Nah, it was hard to get started so I mostly procrasturbated all day.
by blazin' heavy August 19, 2004

to procrastinate by yourself
by Procrastines February 22, 2009

by John Jacob Jingle Heimerschmit October 6, 2009

1) Has anyone seen Vinny?
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.
2) No last time I seen him was about 30 minutes ago, and he was walking to the head.
3) Oh he must be procrasturbating again.
by Cpl. Brown December 9, 2009
