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Post Thanksgiving Super Dump-

When after eating like a pig for the entire Thanksgiving one runs to the toilet to release a thunderous bowl breaking bowel movement
Joe - "Man I gotta make a deposit"
Pat - "You do? I just got done taking care of my PTSD"
Joe- "WTF is PTSD?"
Pat- "Oh man it's a Post Thanksgiving Super Dump... you know PTSD"
by d325gu November 26, 2011
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PTSD

Post Twilight Stress Disorder

The feeling of anxiety, sadness, and rude awakening that is felt after seeing Eclipse by preteen girls all the way up through suburban housewives. Men are generally considered to be immune to this condition. Victims are unable to accept that Edward Cullen does not exist, and may become violent when someone attempts to reason with them.

Very similar to the Pandora Effect.
Girl walking out of Eclipse: *sniffle* "I can't believe Eclipse is over, I wish I were Bella."

Friend: "It's just a movie, is your life really so boring that you can't just accept that?"

Girl: "I have to go to Washington and find Edward!!!"

Friend: "Shut up you stupid bitch!"

Girl: *sob*

Friend to other Friend: "She totally has PTSD."
by GPKD July 7, 2010
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PTSDetour

When a person leaves a relationship in a big hurry, due to reactions from previous unsuccessful relationships.
"He was guilty of a PTSDetour. He cut me out of our relationship like a cancer. He just disappeared."
by Mamahipster September 16, 2011
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PGPTSD

I'm sorry if I'm a bit scared of you I kinda have pgptsd
by Jeffsixtyseven September 8, 2019
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PvPtsd

In video games, something becomes so powerful/overused you know the sound and instantly start to panic or get annoyed.
That fucking loser is using a erentil.. its giving me Pvptsd
by TTV-PvPtsd February 17, 2020
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PPSD

Post Prohibition Stress Disorder. You may suffer from PPSD if you aren't used to Marijuana being legal yet after many years of extreme caution.
I walked out of the dispensary and saw a cop driving by and FREAKED OUT! I may have PPSD!
by unklebear March 23, 2021
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Roadhouse PTSD

The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours
Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD
by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018
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